Written by: Jack Pencil

BMW announced today that they will no longer include blinkers on their cars. According to a recent study, drivers in traffic never use them, leading BMW to decide it is a waste of resources to continue installing them. A BMW spokesperson stated, “In our current climate, it makes perfect sense to eliminate any unnecessary features on our cars. By cutting down on blinkers, we can reduce waste and improve sustainability.”

“It makes perfect sense to eliminate any unnecessary features like blinkers on our cars”

Many BMW drivers are happy with this decision, as they feel that blinkers just don’t fit their lifestyle. One BMW driver stated, “I’m glad BMW is finally getting rid of blinkers. I never use them, and I don’t know anyone who does. It’s a relief to have one less thing to worry about.” Another BMW driver stated, “I think it’s great that BMW is making their cars more efficient. I don’t think blinkers are necessary, and I’m glad to see that BMW agrees.”

The decision to discontinue blinkers on BMW cars has sparked a larger conversation about the future of automotive design. Many are questioning what other features on cars are no longer necessary, and whether other car manufacturers will follow BMW’s lead. However, one thing is clear: BMW is committed to reducing waste and improving sustainability, and its decision to eliminate blinkers is just the first step. 

The move by BMW has sparked a fierce debate among drivers, with many non-BMW drivers speaking out against the decision. One such driver, who wished to remain anonymous, had this to say: “I think it’s outrageous. Blinkers are there for a reason – to keep us all safe on the road. BMW drivers think they’re better than everyone else, but now they’re putting us all in danger.”

One less thing to worry about when driving

Another driver was even more vocal in his anger: “I think it’s time to ban all BMW drivers from the roads. They’re a danger to everyone.  How are other drivers supposed to know where they’re going if they don’t use their blinkers?” These comments have been met with frustration from BMW drivers, who argue that they are just trying to be more efficient and environmentally friendly. “We don’t use blinkers because we don’t need them,” said one BMW driver. “We’re good drivers, and we know what we’re doing. This whole thing is just a storm in a teacup.”

‘We are proud to report that our sustainability initiatives have not only made a positive impact on the environment but have also had a significant impact on our bottom line,’ said BMW CEO, Markus Flasch.