Man claims to have witnessed  UFO in the shape of penis


Written by: Nikolas Cruise

A local resident, Joe Smith, has made a shocking claim that he spotted an unidentified flying object in the shape of a penis hovering in the sky above his neighborhood.

In an interview with our reporter, Smith stated, “I was walking my dog and suddenly I looked up and saw this strange, phallic object floating in the sky. It was a bright, shiny metal, and had two balls, just like a penis.” Smith quickly took out his phone and captured a photo of the alleged UFO, which has since gone viral on social media. People have been speculating about the object’s origins and what it could be. Despite the growing interest in Smith’s story, some experts have dismissed the sighting as simply a plane or an optical illusion.

However, Smith remains convinced that what he saw was a UFO and has taken it upon himself to spread awareness about the strange object. ”I just want people to know that there’s something out there, something beyond our understanding,” Smith said. “Who knows, maybe there’s intelligent life on other planets, and they’re visiting us in the form of a penis-shaped UFO!”.