Written by: Seb Scrotum

In response to the growing shortage of drinkable water, the Minister of Water Resources has announced a new summer initiative that encourages citizens to “pee in the shower.”According to the minister, a shower is essentially a large toilet, so why not combine washing your body with peeing and save time and water at the same time?

“We want to raise awareness about the importance of water conservation and encourage people to make small changes in their daily routines that can have a big impact,” the minister said in a recent press conference. “Peeing in the shower is a fun and creative way to conserve water while also getting clean.” The initiative has been met with both excitement and skepticism. Some citizens see it as a smart and innovative way to make a difference, while others are concerned that it may not be effective in solving the water shortage crisis. 

“I think it’s a great idea,” said Sarah, a local resident. “I hold my pee as much as possible, so I can pee in the shower and save water at the same time. It’s a win-win situation.”

However, not everyone is on board with the initiative. “I don’t think this will make a significant impact on the water shortage,” said Mark, a local resident. “People need to focus on more practical solutions, like reducing their overall water usage, rather than just peeing in the shower.”