Written by: Writer Tom

In a shocking turn of events, a new urinal etiquette has emerged, permitting the use of the middle urinal in public restrooms. The announcement has sparked mixed reactions, with some men outraged and others thrilled with the change.

“This is a complete disgrace,” says John Doe, a frequent public restroom visitor. “The middle urinal has always been a no-go zone. All men know about this. It’s an unwritten rule that men have been following for decades. Now, all of a sudden, we’re expected to pee there? This makes no sense at all! I will never use the urinal in the middle. I don’t care about this new rule.”

Not all men share John’s sentiment. “I couldn’t be happier with this new rule,” says Justin Smith, a daily public restroom user. “I’m tired of having to fight for the urinal on either the left or right. The middle urinal is just as good, and now I don’t have to stress about it.” The change in etiquette was reportedly initiated by the Ministry of Public Restrooms, which issued a statement saying that the new rule is in line with their efforts to maximize space utilization and reduce overcrowding.

When asked about the reactions of men, the Minister of Public Restrooms, Tim Lauren, had this to say: “We understand that this change may come as a shock to some, but we believe that it will ultimately benefit everyone. The middle urinal is just as good as the one on the left or right, and there’s no reason why it shouldn’t be used. We are confident that men  will quickly adjust to this new norm.”

In conclusion, the use of the middle urinal is now officially permitted, and men are encouraged to embrace the change and give the middle urinal a chance. Who knows, it might just be the next big thing! Mrs. Sarah Johnson, a woman from New York, shares her thoughts on the new toilet etiquette for men. According to Mrs. Johnson, men are becoming increasingly sensitive about their personal space in public restrooms. “Why not use the urinal for what it was intended for?“ Sarah asks. “Women need to wait in line for a public restroom and men don’t even use all the toilets available? Give me a break and grow a pair” she continues.