Friday, January 32, 2024 | Year MMXXIII | Number 002 | MUSKETON ART edition | ALL THE ARTICLES IN THIS NEWSPAPER ARE FICTIONAL, PLEASE DO NOT SPREAD THIS FAKE NEWS! Never nominated for the Pulitzer Prize.

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Nudist Man Spots Airplanes with Ease

A man who enjoys being in the buff has found a new way to enjoy his hobby. By simply looking up, he spots airplanes flying overhead.

The man, who wished to remain anonymous, explained that by being naked, he doesn't have to worry about what he is wearing, and can simply focus on the airplanes…


Woman Takes Selfies with Strangers' poop in Public Bathrooms…




Family invests all in crypto


Climate Activist Refuses to Leave Garden Chair in Protest…




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Man claims to have witnessed  UFO in the shape of a...penis…

Peeing in the Shower is Now a Mandatory Practice for Saving Water…

Shocking: It’s now okay to use the urinal in the middle

In a shocking turn of events, a new urinal etiquette has emerged, permitting the use of the middle urinal in public restrooms. The announcement has sparked mixed reactions, with some men outraged and others thrilled with the change.

“This is a complete disgrace,” says John Doe, a frequent public restroom visitor. “The middle urinal has always been a no-go zone. All men know about this. It’s an unwritten rule that men…




Man with constant erection forced to pee in handstand position…


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Chest hair masterpiece: man transforms chest into art…